Elder Paddocks Birthday

Elder and Sister Paddock came over for breakfast this morning for his Birthday he's 73 today but you would never know it . Had a nice visit with them . We always exchange stories,their latest was as follows. As their teaching a lesson by candle light they hear this terrible noise here comes two men carring a live wild bore on a pole with his feet tied up across the pole they say excuse us and walk right by them. Then a few seconds later there's a worse noise here comes two more men carrying a huge Monkey tied to a pole just a screamin. Ever hear a wild monkey scream? Us either but they say it sounds terrible especially when there's a pig and monkey screaming together. Also when they were driving through the rice paddy they see two guys wrestling with a six foot snake about 8 inches in diameter. They have all the fun. Sister Paddock slid over real close to Elder Paddock even if she did have the doors locked and window up.